Because you like Jim Levenstein in American Pie

Marv is a brutish but principled thug who'd be right at home on an ancient battlefield. See them in Sin City.

Howard Wolowitz is an engineer whose serious mommy issues somehow haven't dimmed his confidence. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

Foul mouthed and disturbingly comfortable with violence, Hit-Girl is a precocious assassin who doesn't need anyone's protection. See them in Kick-Ass.

Woody is a selfless leader of Andy's toys who likes change less than a snake in his boots. See them in Toy Story.

Ultron is security software turned evil mastermind. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Mac is a karate-chopping, beer-chugging schemer. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

This barber doesn't cut hair. Sweeney Todd sends his clients down a chute to be baked into his partner-in-crime's pies. See them in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.

His name is Chucky, and he's your friend till the end. Hidey-ho! See them in Child's Play.

Keeping your cool is just as useful in the underworld as in war, and Michael Corleone is stone-cold. See them in The Godfather.

Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.