Because you like Chris Ostreicher in American Pie

Angela Martin is uptight and puritanical, outside of the affair she's having with a co-worker. See them in The Office.

Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.

The biggest nerd in high school, Bill Haverchuck is the biggest target for bullies. See them in Freaks and Geeks.

Don't tell anyone Kate Austen was under arrest when the plane crashed. See them in Lost.

Olive Hoover is an irrepressible child beauty queen (or would-be queen) who doesn't play by your rules. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

Blunt but anxious, Gretchen Ross bonds most easily with those who have lived tough lives like she has. See them in Donnie Darko.

Underneath his preening narcissist exterior, Schmidt is, well, still kind of a preening narcissist. But he has a good heart too. See them in New Girl.

Haley Dunphy's interests include shopping, dating, and avoiding homework at all costs. See them in Modern Family.

Ryan Howard is a temp turned executive turned failing small-time media mogul. See them in The Office.

Shawn Hunter may be a bit of a rebellious bad boy, but he has a heart that's pure gold. See them in Boy Meets World.

Winston Bishop is sweet, thoughtful, and a little oblivious. And above, he's a loyal friend. See them in New Girl.