Because you like Lester Burnham in American Beauty

Chef is a swinging bachelor and former R&B singer with a leopard-skin upholstered couch and some great stories. See them in South Park.

Remy Hadley is a closed book—a cynical, super-smart closed book. See them in House M.D..

Intelligent Adele is soft spoken yet brimming with emotion. See them in Blue is the Warmest Color.

Samantha Jones is a try-sexual who'll try anything once. See them in Sex and the City.

Tom Haverford is set on being a world-renowned entrepreneur who dates models. Problem is, he's stuck in Indiana with a lazy business partner. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Mr. Pink doesn't tip. Enough said. See them in Reservoir Dogs.

Michaelangelo is an above-ground crime-fighter by night, and a pizza-eating, sewer-dwelling mutant ninja turtle by day. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

A legendary warrior with a complicated relationship to the truth, Jaime Lannister is revered and reviled in equal measure See them in Game of Thrones.

Relentlessly cheery Ned Flanders enjoys a nice piece of bread with water on the side for dipping See them in The Simpsons.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

Charlotte is ready to embrace connection in a strange place. See them in Lost in Translation.

Rick Dalton is an aging actor with insecurity issues. See them in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.