Because you like Lester Burnham in American Beauty

Chef is a swinging bachelor and former R&B singer with a leopard-skin upholstered couch and some great stories. See them in South Park.

Samantha Jones is a try-sexual who'll try anything once. See them in Sex and the City.

Intelligent Adele is soft spoken yet brimming with emotion. See them in Blue is the Warmest Color.

Michaelangelo is an above-ground crime-fighter by night, and a pizza-eating, sewer-dwelling mutant ninja turtle by day. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Violet Harmon takes teen angst to a paranormal level. See them in American Horror Story.

Mr. Pink doesn't tip. Enough said. See them in Reservoir Dogs.

Tom Haverford is set on being a world-renowned entrepreneur who dates models. Problem is, he's stuck in Indiana with a lazy business partner. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

Relentlessly cheery Ned Flanders enjoys a nice piece of bread with water on the side for dipping See them in The Simpsons.

A legendary warrior with a complicated relationship to the truth, Jaime Lannister is revered and reviled in equal measure See them in Game of Thrones.

Talking to a stranger on a train is the best decision Jesse Wallace ever made. See them in Before Sunrise.

A company man who has never done a day of work, Creed Bratton pursues sketchy extracurricular activities that keep him busy. See them in The Office.