Because you like Schmidt in 21 Jump Street

Merry Brandybuck is a troublemaking hobbit with a brave streak that some might call foolhardy. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

Quicksilver is a cocky speedster who could run around the world in the time it's taking you to read this. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

A suave demon, Crowley grants humans their wishes in exchange for their soul, only to find loopholes that benefit him. See them in Supernatural.

There isn't a man in the world who executes his job with more finesse than Monsieur Gustave H. See them in The Grand Budapest Hotel.

Chris Chambers is from a family of social outcasts and criminals, and he wants more than anything to avoid ending up like them. See them in Stand By Me.

Mother Gothel is a great mother as long as you never, ever, break the rules. See them in Tangled.

Mitchell Pritchett prefers to have a place for everything and everything in its place. See them in Modern Family.

Can you be reckless and still be in control? Neil McCormick hopes so. See them in Mysterious Skin.

Firo Prochainezo is swept up in a world of mysterious women, alchemists, and rumors of a wine that makes it drinkers immortal. See them in Baccano!.

Jeff Winger thinks he's too cool for school, which is a problem because he just enrolled in community college. See them in Community.

Veronica Lodge is a quintessential mean girl trying to make a better life, and a better self. See them in Riverdale.