Because you like Alana Kane in Licorice Pizza

Dewey Finn will rock you. He feels rock and roll in his blood and guts. See them in School of Rock.

With those dearest to him dead and no one to trust, Max Rockatansky is a slightly hysterical man alone on the run in a post-apocalyptic world. See them in Mad Max: Fury Road.

Herion is Mark Renton's favorite drug. He sniffs it, smokes it, swallows it, sticks it up his arse, and injects it into his veins. See them in Trainspotting.

Eric Forman's interests include smoking weed, collecting Luke Skywalker memorabilia, eating Fatso burgers, and making his dad mad. See them in That '70s Show.

For Louie C.K., comedy is tough but fatherhood is even tougher. See them in Louie.

Darcy Lewis is a razor-sharp scientist studying things that science can't explain. See them in Thor.

A jealous woman is dangerous. A jealous assassin woman like Elle Driver is even more so. See them in Kill Bill vol. 1.

Lazy and cynical‚ Bernard Black is the ultimate curmudgeon. See them in Black Books.

Count Olaf is a traveling actor, except he can't act and his homicidal tendencies make finding work pretty difficult. See them in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Jade Jade Harley might not be the best at reading social cues, but her bravery and selflessness means she's a great friend to have. See them in Homestuck.

Luis is a deliverer of silver linings and long-winded stories. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Riley Blue is trying to outrun her bad luck, but she might not be fast enough. See them in Sense8.