Because you like Ed Teach "Blackbird" in Our Flag Means Death

Hedwig is a lost soul with a punk rock spirit. See them in Hedwig and the Angry Inch.

Bolin is making jokes and pursuing fun and adventure. See them in The Legend of Korra.

Terry Jeffords (and his muscles) may look ferocious, but inside he's just a caring mama hen. See them in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

Can you be reckless and still be in control? Neil McCormick hopes so. See them in Mysterious Skin.

Alyssa Foley is a blunt and crass teenage runaway. See them in The End of the F World.

Mabel Pines loves sparkles, animals, friendship, and fun. See them in Gravity Falls.

Gregor Samsa is an ordinary man in an abnormal predicament. See them in The Metamorphosis.

Moana is brave, adventurous, and dutiful. And with the ocean on her side, there's no telling how far she'll go. See them in Moana.

Newt Scamander is more comfortable with animals than people, even if the animals are super-dangerous magical creatures. See them in Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them.

Just because he rules Hades, doesn't mean he can't be fun! See them in Hercules.

Leonard Hofstadter is the normal one among his scientist friends, though in fairness that's a low bar. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

The biggest lesson from this inspiring teacher? Carpe diem. See them in Dead Poets Society.