Because you like Ed Teach "Blackbird" in Our Flag Means Death
Mr. Fox will never truly be happy without a dead chicken between his chompers. See them in Fantastic Mr. Fox.
Merlin is half awkward teenager, half super-powerful wizard. He serves Prince Arthur of Camelot during the day and illegally learns magic at night. See them in Merlin.
Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .
When he’s not working at the banana stand or awkwardly hitting on his cousin, George Michael tries his best to appease his father. See them in Arrested Development.
Britta Perry has never met a cause she couldn't passionately champion—at least for a little bit. See them in Community.
Buddy Pine is an unhinged superfan of superheroes using technology to take down his idols. See them in The Incredibles.
Sabrina Spellman is half-witch-half-human, a headstrong and loyal cheerleader with an affinity for spell-making. See them in Chilling Adventures of Sabrina.
Ash Williams is a houseware clerk at S-Mart and the Chosen One. See them in The Evil Dead.
His nickname of 'Zero' says a lot about what other people think of him, but he's finally standing up for himself. See them in Holes.
