Because you like Queen Gorgo in 300

Not only could Hellboy avenge your death, he'd also have a sense of humor about it and not let it ruin the rest of his night. See them in Hellboy.

An aristocrat-turned-tomb-raider, Lara Croft does her best thinking while plunging off cliffs. See them in Lara Croft: Tomb Raider.

Petyr Baelish's main assets? A sharp mind, deep pockets, and no scruples. See them in Game of Thrones.

Mike Hannigan is a lawyer-turned-pianist who loves to tap into his kooky side. See them in Friends.

A librarian and aspiring Egyptologist, Evie O'Connell would rather have her own adventures than just read about them. See them in The Mummy.

Talos is a mysterious military commander skilled in the art of deception. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Shana is a red-haired warrior with a black-and-white worldview. See them in Shakugan no Shana.

Illiterate and oblivious, Crash Bandicoot is still a hero. See them in Crash Bandicoot.

Sometimes being a supportive girlfriend like Ophelia doesn't work out too well. See them in Hamlet.

A machete-wielding mass-murderer, Jason Voorhees is a terrifying blank slate. See them in Friday the 13th.

Sarah Kerrigan is pretty much the Queen Bitch of the Universe. See them in StarCraft .

Kubo is a storyteller at heart who's tapping into his sense of adventure. See them in Kubo and the Two Strings.