Because you like Joe Goldberg in You

An opinionated pothead with a passion for conspiracy theories, Steven Hyde is secretly more sensitive than he lets on. See them in That '70s Show.

Connor Walsh is arrogant enough to think he's the smartest guy in the room, and quick-witted enough to prove that he is. See them in How to Get Away with Murder.

Donkey is proof that if you're annoying enough you can change the world; he's the reason that his friend Shrek does, well, anything. See them in Shrek.

Quentin Coldwater has always suspected there was something different about him, and now he has the chance to prove it. See them in The Magicians.

Hanna Marin is a determined girl defined by her ability to transform herself. See them in Pretty Little Liars.

A neurotic people pleaser, Tom Wambsgans is both ambitious and spineless. See them in Succession.

Franklin "Mouse" Finbar is a jock paying the price for his mistake. See them in Jumanji.

Patrick Star enjoys life's simple pleasures because he can't wrap his brain around anything more complicated. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

With an abundant supply of alcohol, nice restaurants, and free will, Crowley is a demon who is thoroughly enjoying his time on Earth. See them in Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch.

Christian Grey is just as controlling in the bedroom as the boardroom. See them in Fifty Shades of Grey.