Because you like Natasha Rostova in War and Peace

Kenny McCormick is a boy of few words who likes nudie mags, NASCAR, monster trucks, origami, and Peruvian pan flute bands. See them in South Park.

Konata Izumi has a live-now, worry-later view of the world. See them in Lucky Star.

Kyle Broflovski is an motional fourth-grader who plays Guitar Hero, speaks Pig Latin, and fights with his "Fat Ass" friend Cartman. See them in South Park.

When Rin Matsuoka is not swimming, he mostly spends his time brooding or listening to angry Dubstep. See them in Free! Iwatobi Swim Club.

Eren Jaeger will erase the Titans from this world until not a single one remains. See them in Attack on Titan.

Soos Ramirez is a loving doofus man-child. See them in Gravity Falls.

Nozomu's name translates to despair, which is fitting for him. See them in Sayonara, Zetsubo Sensei.

Tamaki Suoh is always the star of the scene because he's the one making a scene. See them in Ouran High School Host Club.

A machete-wielding mass-murderer, Jason Voorhees is a terrifying blank slate. See them in Friday the 13th.

Bolin is making jokes and pursuing fun and adventure. See them in The Legend of Korra.

Nadja was feminasty before it was cool. See them in What We Do In The Shadows.

Steve Stifler is more than just a dude with a hot mom. He's also rude, profane, and obnoxious. See them in American Pie.