Because you like Archie Andrews in Riverdale

Gomez Addams fills his days with ghoulish and ghastly forms of recreation, enjoying life and all its pleasures to the fullest. See them in The Addams Family.

The cutest kitty this side of the galaxy, Nepeta Leijon is mischievous, caring, and obsessed with romance. See them in Homestuck.

Ursula will oh-so-generously grant your wishes for a price. See them in The Little Mermaid.

A powerful mob boss, Vito Corleone is always making offers people can't refuse. See them in The Godfather.

Wheatley's got an endless supply of bad ideas that he wants to share. See them in Portal Series.

Mrs. Lovett is the proud purveyor of the worst, and most grisly, pies in London. See them in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.

A doting grandfather, Edwin Hoover also has a heroin addiction and a penchant for swearing. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

Cosette is an idealistic woman whose innocence stands in contrast to her harsh childhood. See them in Les Miserables.

Audrey Horne may seem inquisitive and charming, but she can turn on a dime. See them in Twin Peaks.

Britta Perry has never met a cause she couldn't passionately champion—at least for a little bit. See them in Community.

Michael Moscovitz is a high school student of few words but a lot of heart. See them in The Princess Diaries.

After having his mind altered after a bad breakup, Joel Barish is not convinced that ignorance is bliss. See them in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.