Because you like Sam Roth in Shiver

If this slick ad man doesn't like the conversation, he changes it—while drinking and smoking. See them in Mad Men.

Charlie Bucket may be down-on-his-luck, but his spirits are always sky high. See them in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Ilana Wexler is rarely found without a joint. When she's not absolutely blazed, she is a below average employee and an incredible best friend. See them in Broad City.

Manipulative, gorgeous, and sharp as a tack, Blair Waldorf is a classic product of the Upper East Side. See them in Gossip Girl.

An obsessive schoolgirl, Yuno has two sides to her personality, and both are equally unnerving. See them in The Future Diary.

Norma Bates may look like a harmless housewife, but don't let that fool you. See them in Bates Motel.

Jughead Jones loves burgers, his friends, and philosophizing with his unique brand of wisdom. See them in Archie Comics.

Introverted Kira Yukimura is sweet, bubbly, and eager to make friends. See them in Teen Wolf.

A super-soldier, Master Chief might be more machine than man. And for humanity's sake, thank God. See them in Halo.

A singing nanny, Mary Poppins is practically perfect in every way. See them in Mary Poppins.

Alex Vause's tattoos and tough exterior cover the fact that she's just a girl with a really intense crush. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

A no-nonsense pro, Agent K has dedicated his whole life to his job. See them in Men in Black.