Because you like Nick Birch in Big Mouth

Andy Bernard is a preppy Cornell grad who's very likely to break into an acapella performance. See them in The Office.

Illiterate and oblivious, Crash Bandicoot is still a hero. See them in Crash Bandicoot.

A confident celebrity, Allison Hargreeves wasn't quite careful enough about what she wished for. See them in The Umbrella Academy.

Self-described as half-Slytherin, half-Ravenclaw, Molly Davidson has a big, demanding personality that doesn’t always leave space for other people’s emotions. See them in Booksmart.

Sideshow Bob is a bitter ex-performer who was forced to do inhumane stunts for slapstick comedy. Now he's exacting revenge on his former boss, a clown. See them in The Simpsons.

Angela Martin is uptight and puritanical, outside of the affair she's having with a co-worker. See them in The Office.

Alyssa Foley is a blunt and crass teenage runaway. See them in The End of the F World.

Thanos is an intergalactic warlord, on the hunt for infinite power. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

How lucky are we that Arthur Curry, the King of Atlantis, hasn't taken over the surface world? Very! See them in DC Extended Universe.

Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .

Eugene H. Krabs is a greedy restaurant owner who won't let a dime out of the reach of his claws. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.