Because you like Nick Birch in Big Mouth

Claire Standish is a popular, perfect princess who's deeper than she seems. See them in The Breakfast Club.

Andy Bernard is a preppy Cornell grad who's very likely to break into an acapella performance. See them in The Office.

Illiterate and oblivious, Crash Bandicoot is still a hero. See them in Crash Bandicoot.

A confident celebrity, Allison Hargreeves wasn't quite careful enough about what she wished for. See them in The Umbrella Academy.

Sideshow Bob is a bitter ex-performer who was forced to do inhumane stunts for slapstick comedy. Now he's exacting revenge on his former boss, a clown. See them in The Simpsons.

Gilderoy Lockhart's biggest idol is himself. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Self-described as half-Slytherin, half-Ravenclaw, Molly Davidson has a big, demanding personality that doesn’t always leave space for other people’s emotions. See them in Booksmart.

Alyssa Foley is a blunt and crass teenage runaway. See them in The End of the F World.

Thanos is an intergalactic warlord, on the hunt for infinite power. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Angela Martin is uptight and puritanical, outside of the affair she's having with a co-worker. See them in The Office.

Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .

Eugene H. Krabs is a greedy restaurant owner who won't let a dime out of the reach of his claws. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.