Because you like Alaska Young in Looking for Alaska

Jim Halpert is a master at the art of making it through the work day, including participating in an office Olympics. See them in The Office.

The Sohma family is just plain cursed, and Yuki Sohma has to learn to live with it – or so he thinks. See them in Fruits Basket.

Not only could Hellboy avenge your death, he'd also have a sense of humor about it and not let it ruin the rest of his night. See them in Hellboy.

Ellen Ripley defines the word "badass." When she's not leading her crew on an interstellar voyage, she's slaying terrifying creatures. See them in Alien.

A gruff and hardened professional, Marcus Fenix keeps his emotions buried deep. See them in Gears of War.

Few high school students could be less concerned with labels. See them in Ouran High School Host Club.

When the going gets tough, Rick Grimes gets tougher. It's a very useful trait when the world goes to hell. See them in The Walking Dead.

Dimitri Belikov is a stoic vampire guardian who has the reserve, focus, and discipline of a soldier. See them in Vampire Academy .

The son of Death has an obsession with perfection and symmetry. See them in Soul Eater.

Although Penny's friends have genius-level IQs, they regularly come to her for advice and insight. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

Django was once a slave. Now that he has a taste of freedom, he understandably wants a full meal. See them in Django Unchained.

The Terminator is an emotionless killing machine who won't stop until he's changed the future. See them in The Terminator.