Character Recommendations Based on Robert Ford

Abigail Hobbs Hannibal

Nothing like discovering dear old dad is a serial killer to send you into an (understandable) funk

Columbus Zombieland

Timid and wimpy. Not great when you're living in a zombie-infested, post-apocalyptic world

Michael Corleone The Godfather

Keeping your cool is just as useful in the underworld as in war, and he's stone-cold

Klaus Baudelaire Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

His photographic memory saves the lives of his siblings many times over

Deandra "Dee" Reynolds It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Selfish, narcissistic, target of extremely cruel ridicule

Morrigan Aensland Darkstalkers

This sexy succubus lives for pleasure

Creed Bratton The Office

Truly strange man with a mysterious past and an inscrutable blog

Jason Voorhees Friday the 13th

This machete-wielding mass-murderer is a terrifying blank slate