Because you like Silas Botwin in Weeds

Tom Haverford is set on being a world-renowned entrepreneur who dates models. Problem is, he's stuck in Indiana with a lazy business partner. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Jeff Winger thinks he's too cool for school, which is a problem because he just enrolled in community college. See them in Community.

King Schultz is about as color-blind as a man of his era can be. See them in Django Unchained.

Baloo is a fun-lovin' bear who just needs the bare necessities of life See them in The Jungle Book.

Although Theon Greyjoy is treated well, he's still essentially a hostage. And that isn't so easy for him to forgive. See them in Game of Thrones.

Erlich Bachman is an overconfident wannabe mentor blowing all types of smoke around the tech industry. See them in Silicon Valley.

Count Olaf is a traveling actor, except he can't act and his homicidal tendencies make finding work pretty difficult. See them in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Hoban Washburne shows you can be a hotshot space pilot *and* play with dinosaurs. See them in Firefly.

Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.

Andy Dwyer might not be completely literate, but he makes up for it in spirit. See them in Parks and Recreation.

What Troy Barnes lacks in common sense, he makes up for with heart. See them in Community.