Because you like Jim Lahey in Trailer Park Boys

A cursed pirate captain, Barbossa is greedy, vengeful, and surprisingly cheeky. See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

Ultron is security software turned evil mastermind. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Chicken resterauntier by day and drug overlord by night, Gus Fring doesn't let the stress of living a double life get to him. See them in Breaking Bad.

Jade Jade Harley might not be the best at reading social cues, but her bravery and selflessness means she's a great friend to have. See them in Homestuck.

Mac is a karate-chopping, beer-chugging schemer. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

Blunt, petty, neurotic, Larry David can never live and let live. See them in Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Paulie Bleeker is shy, sweet, and super into orange tic-tacs. See them in Juno.

The cutest kitty this side of the galaxy, Nepeta Leijon is mischievous, caring, and obsessed with romance. See them in Homestuck.

Just call Jeff Lebowski The Dude. Or His Dudeness, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into that whole brevity thing. See them in The Big Lebowski.

Michael is an angelic architect with a whimsical worldview. See them in The Good Place.

Kumar Patel is always high, always hungry for sliders. See them in Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle.

In Dennis Reynolds' mind, only a psycho wouldn't have a six-part system to bring home women. And he should know. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .