Because you like Jim Lahey in Trailer Park Boys

Tony Montana makes up for his language barrier with his immense skill at cursing as loud and effectively as humanly possible. See them in Scarface.

Scooby-Doo always keeps his priorities in order: eat snacks first, solve mysteries later. See them in Scooby-Doo.

Dallas Winston is headed down a dangerous, criminal road. See them in The Outsiders.

Dante Alighieri is a crusader fighting his way to absolution. See them in Dante's Inferno.

An upbeat, fun-loving teen, Sora would do anything for his friends. See them in Kingdom Hearts.

Maurice Moss is a dedicated IT guy who even talks like a computer. See them in The IT Crowd.

Macbeth was probably named "Most Likely to Kill His Rivals" in his senior yearbook. See them in Macbeth.

Mike Ehrmantraut is rutheless, merciless, and probably the most endearing hitman you've ever met. See them in Breaking Bad.

Sometimes being a supportive girlfriend like Ophelia doesn't work out too well. See them in Hamlet.

Gene Belcher dreams of a future in the limelight, and he doesn't let his lack of talent hold him back. See them in Bob's Burgers.