Because you like Stefan Salvatore in The Vampire Diaries

He's an eccentric pirate making it up as he goes along. He's Jack Sparrow, savvy? See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

Don't worry about this forensic scientist offing you unless you're a serial killer yourself. (You're not, right? Just checking.) See them in Dexter.

A plucky 13-year-old with a flair for the dramatic, Kiki is a witch in training. See them in Kiki's Delivery Service.

Kyoya Ootori is possibly the only person who could reasonably go from VP of a school club to ruling the world. See them in Ouran High School Host Club.

Bree Van De Kamp likes her whiskey's neat, her napkins pressed, and her guns loaded. See them in Desperate Housewives.

Homer Simpson is a beer-loving disaster in charge of nuclear safety in Springfield. Everybody run! See them in The Simpsons.

Cosmo Kramer is an eccentric schemer whom you might know better as the "Assman." See them in Seinfeld.

An aloof punk rock goddess, Nana Osaki has a surprisingly big heart. See them in Nana.

A literal fallen star, Yvaine is temperamental, sarcastic, and a bit on edge. See them in Stardust.

He's a troubled insomniac in search of a moment to rest and a meaning to his existence. See them in Fight Club.

If there's power in being average, Mikado Ryugamine will find it and use it. See them in Durarara!!.

Funny, bubbly, and relaxed, Emma has a magnetic personality that makes her the life of the party. See them in Blue is the Warmest Color.