Because you like Gregor Samsa in The Metamorphosis

With his perfectly combed hair and flashy military outfits, France can charm the pants off of anyone—well except his fellow nations, it seems. See them in Axis Powers Hetalia.

Megamind is searching for purpose in a supervillain life without a superhero to fight. See them in Megamind.

Scooby-Doo always keeps his priorities in order: eat snacks first, solve mysteries later. See them in Scooby-Doo.

On the bright side, Mindy Lahiri is always willing to volunteer her opinion. On the dark side, this doc’s prescriptions can be misguided and shallow. See them in The Mindy Project.

Those who stand against this singular super ninja are doomed to fail. See them in Ninja Gaiden.

Taystee Jefferson is always down for a laugh and to help a friend out. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

Paulie Bleeker is shy, sweet, and super into orange tic-tacs. See them in Juno.

Scott Pilgrim's superhero suit is just a video game t-shirt and sweatbands. But this slacker is brave enough to fight all his girlfriend's evil exes. See them in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.

Kara "Starbuck" Thrace will beat you in cards, drink you under the table, then fly circles around you in her fighter plane. See them in Battlestar Galactica.

If this slick ad man doesn't like the conversation, he changes it—while drinking and smoking. See them in Mad Men.

Michael is an angelic architect with a whimsical worldview. See them in The Good Place.

Nina Sayer finally landed the role of prima ballerina, but as tension ramps up in rehearsal, she starts losing her mind. See them in Black Swan.