Because you like Paulie Gualtieri in The Sopranos

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Shaun
1275

Shaun is used to being lazy. And now, you're asking him to fight for his life? See them in Shaun of the Dead.

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Clementine Kruczynski
1216

Clementine Kruczynski thinks that too many guys think she's a concept, or she completes them, or she's gonna make them alive. See them in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

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Bender Bending Rodriguez
2375

If you hang out with Bender in cool dive bars in 31st century New York, make sure you're on his "Do Not Kill" list. See them in Futurama.

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Lisa Rowe
1186

Pro tip: the psych ward is not the best place to find a mentor like Lisa Rowe. See them in Girl, Interrupted.

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Elio Perlman
1333

Elio Perlman likes the piano, peaches, and his father's new research assistant a little too much. See them in Call Me by Your Name.

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Carrie White
1238

Years of constant assault by mean classmates, rude teachers, and her abusive mother is making Carrie White want to fight back. See them in Carrie.

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Mario
1259

Mario is a plumber who wears a ridiculous outfit, eats weird looking mushrooms, and fits himself inside your pipes so he can save a princess. See them in Super Mario Bros..

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Bellatrix Lestrange
1222

Twisted and seemingly soulless, Bellatrix Lestrange finds joy in making others suffer. See them in Harry Potter Series.

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Spike
1244

Spike is punk meets vampire meets romantic poet. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

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Jon Snow
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It doesn't matter how noble or brave he is. Jon Snow is a bastard, and people don't let him forget it. See them in Game of Thrones.

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V
1231

V is a violent anarchist with literally nothing left to lose. But, he might have a point. See them in V for Vendetta.

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Dexter Morgan
1332

Don't worry about this forensic scientist offing you unless you're a serial killer yourself. (You're not, right? Just checking.) See them in Dexter.