Because you like Sideshow Bob in The Simpsons

Though cynical about the world, Shuya Nanahara is caring and protective towards his friends. See them in Battle Royale.

Member of the student council, captain of the fencing team, and part-time model, Juri Arisugawa is idolized by everyone around her. See them in Revolutionary Girl Utena.

John Yossarian is trapped in irony as he must be insane to leave the war but if he does try to leave, he'll be deemed sane and will be forced to stay, See them in Catch-22.

A doting grandfather, Edwin Hoover also has a heroin addiction and a penchant for swearing. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

A dedicated hedonist, Jack Harkness appreciates raunchy stories, stiff drinks, and excellent bottoms. See them in Doctor Who.

Jack's big imagination is never limited by his incredibly cramped surroundings. See them in Room.

Everything is fascinating to Octavia Blake who has been locked away for her entire life. See them in The 100.

Alien insists on taking the party with him wherever he goes. And if you're lucky, you'll get to see his gun collection. See them in Spring Breakers.

Number Five is a 58-year-old man trapped in his 13-year-old body. See them in The Umbrella Academy.

Relentlessly cheerful and optimistic, Erin Hannon is an office receptionist. See them in The Office.

China has five thousand years of history, and he's optimistic he'll win over the Allied Powers to the wisdom of his ways. See them in Axis Powers Hetalia.

As the unit chief of the FBI's Behavioral Analysis Unit, Aaron Hotchner is dead serious about avenging dead people. See them in Criminal Minds.