Because you like Apu Nahasapeemapetilon in The Simpsons
Steve Stifler is more than just a dude with a hot mom. He's also rude, profane, and obnoxious. See them in American Pie.
It turns out Dracula's son Alucard has some pretty severe daddy issues. See them in Castlevania.
Duck, girl, and legend: Ahiru's identities confuse even herself at times, and she often wonders which of them is truly her. See them in Princess Tutu.
John Locke is an eerily calm, confident believer in the magic of the island that gave him his legs back. See them in Lost.
Causing mayhem practically since birth, rambunctious Fred Weasley plays pranks on his siblings and avoids school at all costs. See them in Harry Potter Series.
Donna Carmichael is a free-spirited single mom and gracefully aging hippie. See them in Mamma Mia!.
Manipulative, conniving, and ruthless, Mr. Gold is enigmatic no matter what world he's in. See them in Once Upon a Time.
Mario is a plumber who wears a ridiculous outfit, eats weird looking mushrooms, and fits himself inside your pipes so he can save a princess. See them in Super Mario Bros..
Beware! Anton Chigurh carries a coin with him, which he forces his victims to flip to decide whether they will live or die. See them in No Country for Old Men.
A born psychopath, don't expect Michael Myers to understand the difference between right and wrong. See them in Halloween.
Andy Dwyer might not be completely literate, but he makes up for it in spirit. See them in Parks and Recreation.