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Cynicism is his armor and words are his weapons, but what Tyrion Lannister would really like is some nice wine. See them in Game of Thrones.

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Michonne 's light on conversation and deadly with a blade. See them in The Walking Dead.

Hiccup Haddock III may be the only Viking nerd in recorded history. See them in How to Train Your Dragon.

Shaun is used to being lazy. And now, you're asking him to fight for his life? See them in Shaun of the Dead.

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