Because you like Quentin Coldwater in The Magicians

Keren Walker is a socialite looking to avoid work, keep a constant buzz, and be as snarky as possible. See them in Will & Grace.

Buddy Pine is an unhinged superfan of superheroes using technology to take down his idols. See them in The Incredibles.

Cat Grant gets what she wants: a piping hot latte or an interview with Supergirl. See them in Supergirl.

A suave proprietor of an upscale nightclub and gambling den, Rick Blaine is dealing with World War II and a broken heart. See them in Casablanca.

Wheatley's got an endless supply of bad ideas that he wants to share. See them in Portal Series.

Liv Moore is a sarcastic high-achiever turned morally conflicted zombie. See them in iZombie.

While he might drive colleagues crazy with his antics, Jake Peralta cares about the Nine-Nine more than most things. Including personal hygiene. See them in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

Jackie Burkhart is a privileged princess with a healthy dose of self-confidence. See them in That '70s Show.

Good-natured, sensitive, and introspective, Mason is on a lifelong path to finding himself. See them in Boyhood.

Petyr Baelish's main assets? A sharp mind, deep pockets, and no scruples. See them in Game of Thrones.

Shana is a red-haired warrior with a black-and-white worldview. See them in Shakugan no Shana.