Because you like Christopher John Francis Boone in The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time

David Rossi may chase serial killers for a living, but he's more interested in what wine pairs well with tonight's parmigiana. See them in Criminal Minds.

Ultron is security software turned evil mastermind. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Sasuke's quest for vengeance is above all else. See them in Naruto.

Living with a curse, Kyo Sohma is sick of being treated like garbage his whole life. See them in Fruits Basket.

Joyce Byers isn't crazy. She's just speaking to her missing son across dimensions using Christmas lights. See them in Stranger Things.

Franklin "Mouse" Finbar is a jock paying the price for his mistake. See them in Jumanji.

N'Jadaka is a righteous man with a violent agenda. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Number Five is a 58-year-old man trapped in his 13-year-old body. See them in The Umbrella Academy.

Glenn Rhee somehow never loses his enthusiastic spirit – even in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. See them in The Walking Dead.

He's the great Black Star, and he's come to assassinate you. See them in Soul Eater.

Pro tip: the psych ward is not the best place to find a mentor like Lisa Rowe. See them in Girl, Interrupted.

If it were up to her, Merida would spend her days practicing archery and swordfighting, riding her horse, and exploring the Highlands. See them in Brave.