Because you like Michael Kelso in That '70s Show
Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.
Logan Huntzberger is a daredevil, romantic, and heir to a media empire. See them in Gilmore Girls.
Sue Sylvester has a win-at-all-costs philosophy, a bizarre fixation on a school singing club, and a fashion style that involves a red tracksuit. See them in Glee.
Boomerang is equally skilled at tossing boomerangs and tossing back beers. See them in DC Extended Universe.
Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .
Michaelangelo is an above-ground crime-fighter by night, and a pizza-eating, sewer-dwelling mutant ninja turtle by day. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Joe Goldberg works at a local bookstore and charms most girls sock's off. He is also a serial killer, but no one is perfect! See them in You.
Ryan Howard is a temp turned executive turned failing small-time media mogul. See them in The Office.
Cyclops shoots lasers out of his eyes, destroying anything in his line of sight. See them in X-Men Series.
Frank Reynolds is too gross even for the prostitutes he hires. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .
Macbeth was probably named "Most Likely to Kill His Rivals" in his senior yearbook. See them in Macbeth.
