Because you like Jackie Burkhart in That '70s Show

Hawkeye Pierce is a Devil-may-care Army doc who'd have the Devil laughing and drinking in five minutes flat. See them in M*A*S*H.

It turns out Dracula's son Alucard has some pretty severe daddy issues. See them in Castlevania.

Django was once a slave. Now that he has a taste of freedom, he understandably wants a full meal. See them in Django Unchained.

A speed-loving daredevil who lives on the edge, Sonic is as brave as he is cocky. See them in Sonic the Hedgehog.

Bojack Horseman is a former sitcom star who loves sharing his opinions with anyone who will listen. Oh, and drinking. A lot! See them in Bojack Horseman.

Liv Moore is a sarcastic high-achiever turned morally conflicted zombie. See them in iZombie.

We defy you to find a man who's ever been cooler while simply saying his own name. See them in Casino Royale.

Nicholas Angel is super-dedicated to his job as a police officer. Maybe a little too dedicated. See them in Hot Fuzz.

Eponine is a scrappy street urchin with a bad case of unrequited love. See them in Les Miserables.

Stranded on Mars, Mark Watney is armed with quick wits, an electronic diary, disco music, and an undying resolve to make it back. See them in The Martian.

A few millennia in the mortal realm have caused DEATH to be quite enamored of life. See them in Discworld.

A premier member of the leather cat-suit club, Selene can chill you with a stony look, or ice you with her ninja moves. See them in Underworld.