Because you like Fez in That '70s Show

It’s a shame that the Seven Kingdoms doesn’t allow a woman to rule. The scheming, focused Cersei Lannister would do a far better job than either of her sons. See them in Game of Thrones.

Kyle Broflovski is an motional fourth-grader who plays Guitar Hero, speaks Pig Latin, and fights with his "Fat Ass" friend Cartman. See them in South Park.

The self-described "ghost with the most" knows the ins-and-outs of specter life like no other. Just ask him. See them in Beetlejuice.

Not a great influence with her classmates, this 13-year-old "cool girl" likes to shoplift, chug alcohol, and snort crushed pills. See them in thirteen.

Tail's smarts and helpful nature come in handy in a pinch. See them in Sonic the Hedgehog.

Polite and clever, Annie James is not afraid to stir up a little mischief. See them in The Parent Trap.

Hayley Stark is a sarcastic 14-year-old with an unusual passion. See them in Hard Candy.

Celine's a spontaneous Parisian college student enjoying the night of her life. See them in Before Sunrise.

A deadbeat dad and small-time con-artist, Frank Gallagher gives nothing and yet expects everything. See them in Shameless.

If you need her, Lisa Simpson will be in her room with her saxophone and a good book. See them in The Simpsons.