Fez

Grew up… on a never-named foreign island with an unpronounceable name. It may just be the cultural difference, but Fez often acts like he’s still a child. He himself would say that he’s not yet a man, as he’s still on a quest to lose his virginity. 

Visiting… Point Place, Wis., as a foreign exchange student. He’s far from his homeland when he meets Eric, Kelso, Hyde, Jackie and Donna. The gang found him hanging from a coat hook in the janitor’s closet at the high school, the result of a bully’s prank.

Interests… women, especially American women. Fez is trying his best to integrate himself into the culture, and he hopes to have a bit of help from a lady friend. As he once put it, “Everyday I am here with my heart on my sleeve, hoping for friendship. And acceptance. And what do I get? Abandonment. Loneliness. When is it Fez’s turn? Where is MY whore?”

Relationship Status… single, but hoping to use his exotic foreign accent to seduce a high school girl. He’s not picky; he’ll take anything he can get: “Fez likes them big, Fez likes them small, Fez likes them all!’

Challenge… acclimating to American culture, as well as Wisconsin weather. Wherever Fez is from, it certainly doesn’t get as cold as it does in Point Place. “Curse your white man’s winter!” he says.

Personality… quirky. Fez has all of the typical troubles of an adolescent boy trying to find a mate. The main difference between him and the rest of his guy friends is that he’s much more willing to voice his frustration. He once complained, “Why is everybody but Fez in love? If I don’t get some romance soon I’m going to give myself a blister. Well, another blister.”