Because you like Fez in That '70s Show

He's an eccentric pirate making it up as he goes along. He's Jack Sparrow, savvy? See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

As an undercover cop, Schmidt is getting to relive high school as a cool kid. See them in 21 Jump Street.

We defy you to find a man who's ever been cooler while simply saying his own name. See them in Casino Royale.

Phil Coulson is a deadly field agent with the demeanor of a friendly dad. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Regina Mills is a cold evil queen turned chilly town mayor. See them in Once Upon a Time.

A vain and arrogant womanizer, Roy Mustang has hidden depths. See them in Fullmetal Alchemist.

Light Yagami has a plan to make a better world, and morals won't stop him. See them in Death Note.

There are certain souls the surprisingly sensitive Death would rather not reap. See them in The Book Thief.

Don't worry about this forensic scientist offing you unless you're a serial killer yourself. (You're not, right? Just checking.) See them in Dexter.

Melinda May is a woman of few words and many talents. Most of them martial. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Ariel knows there's a whole other world above the sea, but exploring it comes at a big price. See them in The Little Mermaid.

It's easy for Brian O'Conner to fake his way into the world of extreme racing because he's been popping cars since his teenage years. See them in The Fast and the Furious.