Because you like Garnet in Steven Universe

Chuck Bass is notorious for his flamboyant sense of style and love of partying. See them in Gossip Girl.

Steve Stifler is more than just a dude with a hot mom. He's also rude, profane, and obnoxious. See them in American Pie.

Teddy Sanders loves his frat brothers so much he might never leave school. See them in Neighbors.

Dimitri Belikov is a stoic vampire guardian who has the reserve, focus, and discipline of a soldier. See them in Vampire Academy .