Because you like James T. Kirk in Star Trek

A neurotic people pleaser, Tom Wambsgans is both ambitious and spineless. See them in Succession.

Georgina Sparks uses beauty, brains, and power to always get her way. See them in Gossip Girl.

Funny, self-destructive, and in her own head, Fleabag has spent most of her adult life using sex to deflect from the screaming void inside her empty heart. See them in Fleabag.

Elio Perlman likes the piano, peaches, and his father's new research assistant a little too much. See them in Call Me by Your Name.

Back in his hometown, Richie Tozier has been punched, dragged to a crackhouse and now has to kill a clown. See them in It.

Intelligent and confident, Maeve Wiley grew up alone and has no problem hitting you in the crotch if you disrespect her. See them in Sex Education.

A Hollywood starlet with a vindictive streak, Madison Montgomery is one witch that you shouldn't cross. See them in American Horror Story.

A believer in the philosophy of Nietzsche, Dwayne Hoover has taken a vow of silence until he becomes a test pilot for the Air Force. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

China has five thousand years of history, and he's optimistic he'll win over the Allied Powers to the wisdom of his ways. See them in Axis Powers Hetalia.

Konata Izumi has a live-now, worry-later view of the world. See them in Lucky Star.

Haley Dunphy's interests include shopping, dating, and avoiding homework at all costs. See them in Modern Family.