Because you like Squidward Tentacles in SpongeBob SquarePants

Suzaku Kururugi defeats enemies with his flashy but deadly jump kicks. But he's willing to sacrifice himself for peace. See them in Code Geass.

The only constant in Night Vale is Cecil's hypnotic voice. See them in Welcome to Night Vale.

She's mostly doom and gloom, but you'd get nowhere without Sadness. See them in Inside Out.

An ironic hipster with a healthy dose of self-deprecation, Dave strives to be cool at all costs. See them in Homestuck.

Ruling with an iron fist, Pablo owns the drug trade and is bathing in the fame and wealth that the cocaine trade in Columbia offers. See them in Narcos.

Rue Bennett has been overprescribed and under-supervised her entire life. See them in Euphoria.

Konata Izumi has a live-now, worry-later view of the world. See them in Lucky Star.

Make sure not to anger the Hulk or else he will transform into a giant green monstrosity and smash anything in his way. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Sally Albright is high maintenance who she thinks she's low maintenance. But she's still worth it. See them in When Harry Met Sally....

Scott Pilgrim's superhero suit is just a video game t-shirt and sweatbands. But this slacker is brave enough to fight all his girlfriend's evil exes. See them in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.

This power-hungry Time Lord calls himself the "master of all." Bonus: he has 13 lives. See them in Doctor Who.

A powerful mob boss, Vito Corleone is always making offers people can't refuse. See them in The Godfather.