Because you like Sheldon J. Plankton in SpongeBob SquarePants

Ilana Wexler is rarely found without a joint. When she's not absolutely blazed, she is a below average employee and an incredible best friend. See them in Broad City.

For Jack Pearson, the best thing about having triplets is giving three times the love. See them in This Is Us.

Leonidas is not the kind of king who merely gives orders; rather, he's out on the battlefield fighting alongside his men. See them in 300.

Calling Alicia Florrick a "good wife" is damning this smart, capable, thoughtful woman with too-faint praise. See them in The Good Wife.

Her interests include martial arts, interrogation, and hacking. Natasha Romanoff is the ultimate spy. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

John Yossarian is trapped in irony as he must be insane to leave the war but if he does try to leave, he'll be deemed sane and will be forced to stay, See them in Catch-22.

Chuck Bass is notorious for his flamboyant sense of style and love of partying. See them in Gossip Girl.

Jim Halpert is a master at the art of making it through the work day, including participating in an office Olympics. See them in The Office.

Clementine is a beacon of innocence in a dangerous, deadly world. See them in The Walking Dead (Video Game).

After surviving a CIA mission that was supposed to kill him, ex-military man John Reese bets it all on a chance to redeem himself. See them in Person of Interest.