Because you like Patrick Star in SpongeBob SquarePants

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Fleabag
1003

Funny, self-destructive, and in her own head, Fleabag has spent most of her adult life using sex to deflect from the screaming void inside her empty heart. See them in Fleabag.

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Mason
311

Good-natured, sensitive, and introspective, Mason is on a lifelong path to finding himself. See them in Boyhood.

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Don Draper
277

If this slick ad man doesn't like the conversation, he changes it—while drinking and smoking. See them in Mad Men.

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Tatsuhiro Sato
902

Convinced that the world is conspiring against him, Tatsuhiro's reconciled himself to his fate as a shut-in. See them in Welcome to the NHK.

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Charlie Bronson
139

Charismatic, sociopathic, and dramatic, Charlie Bronson wants nothing more than to be famous. See them in Bronson.

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Sally Albright
455

Sally Albright is high maintenance who she thinks she's low maintenance. But she's still worth it. See them in When Harry Met Sally....

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Ilana Wexler
350

Ilana Wexler is rarely found without a joint. When she's not absolutely blazed, she is a below average employee and an incredible best friend. See them in Broad City.

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Johan Liebert
597

Pro: Johan Liebert is handsome and charming. Con: he's also a sociopathic killer. See them in Monster (TV Show).

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Caesar
1302

If there's any hope of resolving things peacefully, this proud ape leader will have to trust the humans. See them in Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.

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Alicia Florrick
176

Calling Alicia Florrick a "good wife" is damning this smart, capable, thoughtful woman with too-faint praise. See them in The Good Wife.

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R
1617

R is sweet for a zombie. See them in Warm Bodies.

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Selene
811

A premier member of the leather cat-suit club, Selene can chill you with a stony look, or ice you with her ninja moves. See them in Underworld.