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V
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V is a violent anarchist with literally nothing left to lose. But, he might have a point. See them in V for Vendetta.

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Cosmo Kramer
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Cosmo Kramer is an eccentric schemer whom you might know better as the "Assman." See them in Seinfeld.

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Arwen
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Arwen has to choose between a life of loneliness or love and inevitible death, both rather unfortunate options. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

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Ellis Boyd "Red" Redding
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The self-proclaimed "only guilty man in Shawshank prison" has wisdom to share, such as the best way to smuggle a Rita Hayworth poster into a Maine prison. See them in The Shawshank Redemption.

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Fiona Gallagher
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Fiona Gallagher wants to be able to give her siblings everything that they deserve because her parents aren't going to do it. See them in Shameless.

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Severus Snape
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Severus Snape is a misanthropic potions teacher with a vindictive streak. See them in Harry Potter Series.

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Nick Fury
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Nick Fury is an enigmatic, manipulative, and eye-patched director of the Avengers Initiative. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

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Killua Zoldyck
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Killua Zoldyck is so tired of killing. He just wants to be a kid, hanging out and doing stuff with his friends. See them in Hunter x Hunter.

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Tina Belcher
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Tina Belcher is on the cusp of puberty, and she has no shame when it comes to boys, butts, and brassieres. See them in Bob's Burgers.

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R
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R is sweet for a zombie. See them in Warm Bodies.

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Edwin Hoover
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A doting grandfather, Edwin Hoover also has a heroin addiction and a penchant for swearing. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

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Stanley Yelnats
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The Warden of the camp says that digging holes in the desert builds character, but Stanley Yelnats suspects there's more to it. See them in Holes.