Because you like Wendy Testaburger in South Park

Blake Henderson is happiest smoking weed on the roof ‘til the end of time, but the real world just has a way of killing his vibe. See them in Workaholics.

An opinionated pothead with a passion for conspiracy theories, Steven Hyde is secretly more sensitive than he lets on. See them in That '70s Show.

Underneath his preening narcissist exterior, Schmidt is, well, still kind of a preening narcissist. But he has a good heart too. See them in New Girl.

Darlene is a free-spirited hacktivist who follows her own moral compass. See them in Mr. Robot.

Be careful around Marie Laveau. There's no one more vengeful than a double-crossed voodoo queen. See them in American Horror Story.

Lord Farquaad is a tiny man with big, evil aspirations. See them in Shrek.

Maddy Perez seems like an angel until she opens her mouth. See them in Euphoria.

Judge Dredd is less a man and more a living manifestation of justice. See them in Dredd.

Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, and there's nothing Jason "J.D." Dean loves more than chaos. See them in Heathers.

Anastasia Steele's new boyfriend Christian might as well come with a warning label that reads "Beware: Severe Issues That Might Warrant a Trip to Dr. Phil." See them in Fifty Shades of Grey.

Kendall Roy is a wanna be ruthless businessman who comes across more like an anxious teenager. See them in Succession.

Aladdin is a street-thief who is on his way up. Way, way up! See them in Aladdin.