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An all-business doc , Miranda Bailey dispenses tough love to the interns she trains. Emphasis on "tough." See them in Grey's Anatomy.

A sexy succubus , Morrigan Aensland lives for pleasure. See them in Darkstalkers .

Audrey Horne may seem inquisitive and charming, but she can turn on a dime. See them in Twin Peaks.

Morticia Addams hates anything bright and cheery and loves all things ghoulish, ghastly, and violent. See them in The Addams Family.

Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .

Connor Walsh is arrogant enough to think he's the smartest guy in the room, and quick-witted enough to prove that he is. See them in How to Get Away with Murder.

Kevin Khatchadourian is a disturbed, affect-less teen on a dark path. See them in We Need to Talk About Kevin.

Marie Antoinette may be a fun-loving queen who has it all, but her husband doesn't know how to have sex, and an angry mob wants to cut off her head. See them in Marie Antoinette.

A working class janitor with a world-class mind, Will Hunting is cocky, brash, and combative about his future. See them in Good Will Hunting.

An off-beat dork, John Egbert is funny, inventive, and endlessly optimistic. See them in Homestuck.

All who live know his name, and all who oppose him shall know Death. See them in Darksiders Series.

Sidney Prescott is trying to return to life as a regular, teenage girl – one who doesn't cause rooms to go silent when she walks in. See them in Scream.