Because you like Wendy Testaburger in South Park

Georgina Sparks uses beauty, brains, and power to always get her way. See them in Gossip Girl.

Riggan Thomson is a washed-up movie star running from his inner demons. Alas those inner demons look just like the superhero he used to play. See them in Birdman.

A neurotic people pleaser, Tom Wambsgans is both ambitious and spineless. See them in Succession.

Ferociously independent and wickedly smart, Fiona Goode is a Supreme Witch who truly reigns supreme. See them in American Horror Story.

Audrey Horne may seem inquisitive and charming, but she can turn on a dime. See them in Twin Peaks.

The singer and ukulele player of her girl band, Sugar "Kane" Kowalczyk is the life of a party and the woman of a man's dreams. See them in Some Like It Hot.

Morticia Addams hates anything bright and cheery and loves all things ghoulish, ghastly, and violent. See them in The Addams Family.

Kevin Khatchadourian is a disturbed, affect-less teen on a dark path. See them in We Need to Talk About Kevin.

Michael Bluth is the only sane person in a family of eccentrics. At least, that's how he thinks of himself. See them in Arrested Development.

An off-beat dork, John Egbert is funny, inventive, and endlessly optimistic. See them in Homestuck.

Sidney Prescott is trying to return to life as a regular, teenage girl – one who doesn't cause rooms to go silent when she walks in. See them in Scream.

Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .