Because you like Stan Marsh in South Park

Georgina Sparks uses beauty, brains, and power to always get her way. See them in Gossip Girl.

Meg March might yearn for a life of ballgowns and diamond necklaces, but the boy she falls for doesn't have a penny to his name. See them in Little Women.

This thrill-seeking driver lives by a very particular moral code. He stands by his word and he's loyal to a fault. See them in Drive.

Sansa Stark is a fan of all things pretty. Unfortunately, her life is about to get extremely ugly. See them in Game of Thrones.

Jack Bauer is a terrorist fighter who is scared of nothing and no one. The clock is ticking! See them in 24.

If Anna Liebert could remember her past, maybe she would know who she is. See them in Monster (TV Show).

A sadistic sociopath, Lil Z is helping make the City of God slum a Hell on Earth. See them in City of God.

Larger than life and wealthy beyond measure, Willy Wonka is more than a titan in the sweets industry; he is an arbiter of taste. See them in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

The Terminator is an emotionless killing machine who won't stop until he's changed the future. See them in The Terminator.

Elaine Benes is a tough New Yorker who can hang with the guys, and date the ones who are "sponge-worthy." See them in Seinfeld.