Because you like Kyle Broflovski in South Park

A sweet princess , Giselle is about to realize that life is no fairy tale. See them in Enchanted.

Dory is more than a little forgetful, but she'll always remember to have your back. See them in Finding Nemo.

Is there more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking? Derek Zoolander thinks not. See them in Zoolander.

When a half-breed breaks the rules, John Constantine deports them straight back to hell. He's trying to buy his way into heaven. See them in Constantine.

Equal parts klutzy and clever, Ella is not afraid to take her fate into her own hands. See them in Ella Enchanted.

Stranded on Mars, Mark Watney is armed with quick wits, an electronic diary, disco music, and an undying resolve to make it back. See them in The Martian.

Both intelligent and empathetic, Remus Lupin is worn down by the weight of a secret. See them in Harry Potter Series.

A Washington DC fixer, Olivia Pope can make roadblocks disappear with a single phone call. "It's handled" is her life motto. See them in Scandal.

Sandy Olsen is out of her head, hopelessly devoted to Danny. See them in Grease.

Kat Stratford is part of the "out" crowd and proud of it. See them in 10 Things I Hate About You.

Joey Tribbiani's true passions in life are acting, sandwiches, football, sex, and asking ladies, "how you doing?" See them in Friends.

Aldous Snow is a rock star who plays hard and parties harder. See them in Get Him to the Greek.