Because you like Kyle Broflovski in South Park

Tiana lives by a simple motto: "Fairy tales can come true. But you gotta make them happen, it all depends on you." See them in The Princess and the Frog.

Green skin, pointy hat, evil cackle—this villain has it all! See them in The Wizard of Oz.

Freddie Freeman is a superhero aficionado with a dark sense of humor. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Marlin navigates through shark-infested waters, angry anglerfish, a jellyfish bloom and hungry whales to search for his son. See them in Finding Nemo.

GLaDOS will supply the food when you get together: a delicious cake. Of course, it could just be a trap so she can kill you. It’s hard to say. See them in Portal Series.

Toph is a tenacious earthbender full of spirit and spunk and hates when people try to baby her because she's blind. See them in Avatar: The Last Airbender.

He's a get rich or die tryin' kind of raccoon. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Garnet is a Crystal Gem who'll protect her friends with her life. See them in Steven Universe.

Tom Haverford is set on being a world-renowned entrepreneur who dates models. Problem is, he's stuck in Indiana with a lazy business partner. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Samantha Jones is a try-sexual who'll try anything once. See them in Sex and the City.

Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.

N'Jadaka is a righteous man with a violent agenda. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.