Because you like Kenny McCormick in South Park

Clank is the quintessential rational, intelligent robot sidekick. See them in Ratchet & Clank.

A super-soldier, Master Chief might be more machine than man. And for humanity's sake, thank God. See them in Halo.

While Cassie Ainsworth's head is always in the clouds, her heart is always in the right place. See them in Skins.

Sarah Kerrigan is pretty much the Queen Bitch of the Universe. See them in StarCraft .

Usagi Tsukino may look like a lazy teen, but when Usagi conjures up her alter ego and calls her Sailor Scout team, no villain stands a chance. See them in Sailor Moon.

Through raised to be a gentleman, Laurie has a mischievous sense of humor. See them in Little Women.

David Rose likes his rose chilled, his linens pressed, and his family quiet. See them in Schitt's Creek.

Marie Antoinette may be a fun-loving queen who has it all, but her husband doesn't know how to have sex, and an angry mob wants to cut off her head. See them in Marie Antoinette.

China has five thousand years of history, and he's optimistic he'll win over the Allied Powers to the wisdom of his ways. See them in Axis Powers Hetalia.

Logan Huntzberger is a daredevil, romantic, and heir to a media empire. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Lelouch vi Britannia is a high school student by day, masked destroyer of tyrannical empires by night. See them in Code Geass.

From his attire to his form while running, aesthetics rule Rei Ryugazaki's life. See them in Free! Iwatobi Swim Club.