Because you like Kenny McCormick in South Park

A super-soldier, Master Chief might be more machine than man. And for humanity's sake, thank God. See them in Halo.

Logan Huntzberger is a daredevil, romantic, and heir to a media empire. See them in Gilmore Girls.

While Cassie Ainsworth's head is always in the clouds, her heart is always in the right place. See them in Skins.

Clank is the quintessential rational, intelligent robot sidekick. See them in Ratchet & Clank.

Clementine is a beacon of innocence in a dangerous, deadly world. See them in The Walking Dead (Video Game).

Sarah Kerrigan is pretty much the Queen Bitch of the Universe. See them in StarCraft .

China has five thousand years of history, and he's optimistic he'll win over the Allied Powers to the wisdom of his ways. See them in Axis Powers Hetalia.

Through raised to be a gentleman, Laurie has a mischievous sense of humor. See them in Little Women.

Marie Antoinette may be a fun-loving queen who has it all, but her husband doesn't know how to have sex, and an angry mob wants to cut off her head. See them in Marie Antoinette.

Stoic, cynical, and brilliant, Solid Snake was genetically engineered to be the perfect soldier. See them in Metal Gear Series.

Lelouch vi Britannia is a high school student by day, masked destroyer of tyrannical empires by night. See them in Code Geass.

An all-business doc , Miranda Bailey dispenses tough love to the interns she trains. Emphasis on "tough." See them in Grey's Anatomy.