Because you like Kenny McCormick in South Park

Clank is the quintessential rational, intelligent robot sidekick. See them in Ratchet & Clank.

Clementine is a beacon of innocence in a dangerous, deadly world. See them in The Walking Dead (Video Game).

Sarah Kerrigan is pretty much the Queen Bitch of the Universe. See them in StarCraft .

China has five thousand years of history, and he's optimistic he'll win over the Allied Powers to the wisdom of his ways. See them in Axis Powers Hetalia.

Through raised to be a gentleman, Laurie has a mischievous sense of humor. See them in Little Women.

As Violet says, one day the city’s gonna respect her. See them in Arcane.

Logan Huntzberger is a daredevil, romantic, and heir to a media empire. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Stoic, cynical, and brilliant, Solid Snake was genetically engineered to be the perfect soldier. See them in Metal Gear Series.

Piper Halliwell is the most kind and caring Charmed One. See them in Charmed.

Lelouch vi Britannia is a high school student by day, masked destroyer of tyrannical empires by night. See them in Code Geass.

His superiority complex coupled with his bitter desire for revenge makes Vegeta a formidable foe. See them in Dragon Ball Z.

Marie Antoinette may be a fun-loving queen who has it all, but her husband doesn't know how to have sex, and an angry mob wants to cut off her head. See them in Marie Antoinette.