Because you like Chef in South Park

Quiet and brooding, Ennis Del Mar keeps his true passions close to the chest. See them in Brokeback Mountain.

Jim Halpert is a master at the art of making it through the work day, including participating in an office Olympics. See them in The Office.

Liv Moore is a sarcastic high-achiever turned morally conflicted zombie. See them in iZombie.

An opportunistic fugitive-turned-bounty-hunter, Faye Valentine uses both grit and her good looks to get ahead. See them in Cowboy Bebop.

Hayley Stark is a sarcastic 14-year-old with an unusual passion. See them in Hard Candy.

Jacob Black is the boy next door who's also the wolf next door. See them in Twilight.

Bella Swan thinks of it as her job to help her parents and protect her friends, even though it often ends up the other way around. See them in Twilight.

It's a mad, mad world, but Alice has a surprisingly level head as goes her own way down the rabbit hole. See them in Alice in Wonderland.

Emma Woodhouse knows what's best for everyone else. Just don't try to tell her what to do. See them in Emma.

Misato Katsuragi is never without a beer in her hand or her pet penguin by her side. See them in Neon Genesis Evangelion.

People make more sense to the hyper-logical Temperance Brennan after they're dead. See them in Bones.

When the going gets tough, Dre Johnson gets tougher. Well, he'd like to think he does. See them in Blackish.