Because you like Chef in South Park

Jim Halpert is a master at the art of making it through the work day, including participating in an office Olympics. See them in The Office.

Liv Moore is a sarcastic high-achiever turned morally conflicted zombie. See them in iZombie.

An opportunistic fugitive-turned-bounty-hunter, Faye Valentine uses both grit and her good looks to get ahead. See them in Cowboy Bebop.

Hayley Stark is a sarcastic 14-year-old with an unusual passion. See them in Hard Candy.

Jacob Black is the boy next door who's also the wolf next door. See them in Twilight.

A 100-plus-year-old who looks like a dreamy teenager, Edward Cullen warns girls to avoid him, which makes them want him even more. See them in Twilight.

Bella Swan thinks of it as her job to help her parents and protect her friends, even though it often ends up the other way around. See them in Twilight.

It's a mad, mad world, but Alice has a surprisingly level head as goes her own way down the rabbit hole. See them in Alice in Wonderland.

Emma Woodhouse knows what's best for everyone else. Just don't try to tell her what to do. See them in Emma.

Not a great influence with her classmates, this 13-year-old "cool girl" likes to shoplift, chug alcohol, and snort crushed pills. See them in thirteen.

Misato Katsuragi is never without a beer in her hand or her pet penguin by her side. See them in Neon Genesis Evangelion.