Because you like Butters Stotch in South Park

Derek Shepherd is a talented and passionate neurosurgeon. Some people call him McDreamy. See them in Grey's Anatomy.

Carl Gallagher is a budding psychopath fascinated with rule breaking. See them in Shameless.

Edmund Pevensie isn't a bad person, but he did sell his siblings out for a tin of Turkish Delight. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.

Luke Danes will serve you coffee and always be there for you to help out. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Although she's only six, Hushpuppy is a tough girl ready to stand up to terrifying, pre-historic beasts after the storm. See them in Beasts of the Southern Wild.

Britta Perry has never met a cause she couldn't passionately champion—at least for a little bit. See them in Community.

With an undeniable sense of adventure, Huck Finn is an expert at getting into and, more importantly, out of sticky situations. See them in The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.

Clarice Starling is patiently working with one serial killer to stop another. See them in The Silence of the Lambs.

As the unit chief of the FBI's Behavioral Analysis Unit, Aaron Hotchner is dead serious about avenging dead people. See them in Criminal Minds.