Because you like Butters Stotch in South Park

Carl Gallagher is a budding psychopath fascinated with rule breaking. See them in Shameless.

With an undeniable sense of adventure, Huck Finn is an expert at getting into and, more importantly, out of sticky situations. See them in The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.

Clarice Starling is patiently working with one serial killer to stop another. See them in The Silence of the Lambs.

Britta Perry has never met a cause she couldn't passionately champion—at least for a little bit. See them in Community.

An opportunistic fugitive-turned-bounty-hunter, Faye Valentine uses both grit and her good looks to get ahead. See them in Cowboy Bebop.

As the unit chief of the FBI's Behavioral Analysis Unit, Aaron Hotchner is dead serious about avenging dead people. See them in Criminal Minds.

Joey Potter is a low-key girl next door in love with her best friend. See them in Dawson's Creek.

Kathy is a natural caretaker who strives to find hope in even the darkest of times. See them in Never Let Me Go.

A powerful mob boss, Vito Corleone is always making offers people can't refuse. See them in The Godfather.

Luke Danes will serve you coffee and always be there for you to help out. See them in Gilmore Girls.

An inquisitive archaeologist, Professor Hershel Layton knows a gentleman leaves no puzzle unsolved. See them in Professor Layton.