Because you like Lex Luthor in Smallville

Mabel Pines loves sparkles, animals, friendship, and fun. See them in Gravity Falls.

Megamind is searching for purpose in a supervillain life without a superhero to fight. See them in Megamind.

Blade has all the cool vampire powers with none of the weaknesses. Definitely not a guy to pick a fight with. See them in Blade.

Foul mouthed and disturbingly comfortable with violence, Hit-Girl is a precocious assassin who doesn't need anyone's protection. See them in Kick-Ass.

A super-soldier, Master Chief might be more machine than man. And for humanity's sake, thank God. See them in Halo.

A reformed former outlaw, John Marston doesn't want any trouble, yet somehow trouble always seems to find him. See them in Red Dead Redemption.

With an abundant supply of alcohol, nice restaurants, and free will, Crowley is a demon who is thoroughly enjoying his time on Earth. See them in Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch.

A machete-wielding mass-murderer, Jason Voorhees is a terrifying blank slate. See them in Friday the 13th.

Through raised to be a gentleman, Laurie has a mischievous sense of humor. See them in Little Women.

On the bright side, Mindy Lahiri is always willing to volunteer her opinion. On the dark side, this doc’s prescriptions can be misguided and shallow. See them in The Mindy Project.

Ted Mosby is a hopelessly romantic architect in search of someone to be the mother of his children. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Hanna Marin is a determined girl defined by her ability to transform herself. See them in Pretty Little Liars.