Because you like Carrie Bradshaw in Sex and the City

Quentin has his whole life mapped out. It might sound boring, but he likes boring. See them in Paper Towns.

Daxter is half otter, half weasel, all snark. See them in Jak and Daxter.

The biggest nerd in high school, Bill Haverchuck is the biggest target for bullies. See them in Freaks and Geeks.

Michael is an angelic architect with a whimsical worldview. See them in The Good Place.

People make more sense to the hyper-logical Temperance Brennan after they're dead. See them in Bones.

Nadja was feminasty before it was cool. See them in What We Do In The Shadows.

Maria Rambeau is a tough-as-nails Air Force pilot who is also a loving single mom. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Cynicism is his armor and words are his weapons, but what Tyrion Lannister would really like is some nice wine. See them in Game of Thrones.

John Locke is an eerily calm, confident believer in the magic of the island that gave him his legs back. See them in Lost.

V is a violent anarchist with literally nothing left to lose. But, he might have a point. See them in V for Vendetta.

Remy Hadley is a closed book—a cynical, super-smart closed book. See them in House M.D..

In Dennis Reynolds' mind, only a psycho wouldn't have a six-part system to bring home women. And he should know. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .