Because you like Anthony Marantino in Sex and the City

Eugene H. Krabs is a greedy restaurant owner who won't let a dime out of the reach of his claws. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

C is for cookie, and that's more than good enough for him. See them in Sesame Street.

Marshall Eriksen is a lawyer in love who is enjoying life. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Trevor Phillips is an unpredictable maniac who tortures people for no reason. See them in Grand Theft Series.

Serena van der Woodsen is a wild child. Too wild, her friends and family might argue. See them in Gossip Girl.

Chanel Oberlin is a big fan of herself, and she can't see why anyone else wouldn't be too. See them in Scream Queens.

A malevolent dark wizard, Voldemort is so fearsome that he's known primarily as "He Who Must Not Be Named." See them in Harry Potter Series.

Good-natured, sensitive, and introspective, Mason is on a lifelong path to finding himself. See them in Boyhood.

Tony Stonem is the golden boy of Bristol. Problem is, he knows it. See them in Skins.

Anger is a cantankerous hothead whose job is to get others riled up. See them in Inside Out.

The Ice King is lonely and looking for a princess to sweep him off his feet. See them in Adventure Time.