Because you like Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld

Topanga Lawrence has been a put-together intellectual since basically the moment she could talk. See them in Boy Meets World.

If anyone can speak truth to power, it's Atticus Finch. With elequent monologues, he forces everyone to face hard truths. See them in To Kill a Mockingbird.

Stubborn, impulsive, and fun-loving, Hallie Parker is not afraid to devise some schemes to bring her family together. See them in The Parent Trap.

A poised, stately man-out-of-time, Ichabod Crane typically faces the modern world with wry quip. See them in Sleepy Hollow.

Talking to a stranger on a train is the best decision Jesse Wallace ever made. See them in Before Sunrise.

Dolores Umbridge keeps her villainy hidden (albeit poorly) behind a sheen of sugary pink politeness. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Rick Dalton is an aging actor with insecurity issues. See them in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

There must be quite a lot of fellows who haven't got anybody to bring them tea in the morning. Bertie Wooster is lucky to have his valet, Jeeves. See them in Jeeves and Wooster.

An opinionated pothead with a passion for conspiracy theories, Steven Hyde is secretly more sensitive than he lets on. See them in That '70s Show.

Crono may not talk, but this time-traveling hero's heart speaks volumes. See them in Chrono Trigger.

Paris Geller is a newspaper editor, class president, and headed for Harvard. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Major Marquis Warren is a talkative, sharp-eyed, and cold-hearted Civil War soldier-turned-bounty hunter. See them in The Hateful Eight.